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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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methroid

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

missingdinosaur

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

grimdarkcarnival

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

sassyhiddles

Omg I can’t

princess-fluffybutt

As a guy I second this.

microbewrangler

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

naamahdarling

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

dangerouslyasexual

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan